
Suckered!
Adam Scheinberg, April 26, 2007
Am I the only one who felt gypped by last night's American Idol? The premise of the show is that they sing on Tuesday and someone goes home on Wednesday. I understand that last night was taken over by a two hour telethon, but to lead us on all night just to screw us felt wrong. It would have been much more appropriate - and much less cruel to poor Jordin - to let us know up front the results and let the show stand on its own instead of treating the audience like a bunch of suckers. The second to last episode of The Apprentice pulled a "Don't fire anyone" moment, and I wonder if this is a trend in reality TV - keep 'em hooked longer. Frankly, it pissed me off. The result will likely NOT be the same next time, and whoever would have gone home last night might not go home next week. Certainly, that's possible. I find the whole thing objectionable. This from someone who was wholeheartedly rooting for Sanjaya! Update: I am told "gypped" is a pejorative slang form of the word Gypsy, which is the common name of the Roma. Being part Romanian...
The MILF Goes Mainstream
Adam Scheinberg, April 24, 2007
Well, it had to happen. Eventually, all cult phenoms either die or reach a new level of cultural acceptance. At some point, we forgot about the "Pogo Bal" (sic) and slap wraps and Tamaguchi eggs whilst integrating American Idol into our lives and terms like "D'oh!" into our vernacular. Every underground eventually dies or is exposed. Thus, after my generation used the term for 15 years plus, nymag.com exposes the term "MILF" for all the world to see. They conveniently forgot to define the acronym, and even if they did, they'd probably use one of the gentler definitions (Who could forget Tana of The Apprentice fame defining it - "mother I'd like to fool around with?") The MILF is an exclusively post-1980's term - and one I expect to be around as long as tweens and teens worship trashy celebutants like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. As younger girls because more and more loose, older, classier, more mature women become more attractive - if only by contrast. Now that the secret is out, a new age of the MILF has begun - where she may be very aware of her own MILFhood. It will be interesting to see if our...
Melinda and Melinda
Adam Scheinberg, April 23, 2007
I saw a movie last night called "Melinda and Melinda." Here's the two sentence premise: two men - a comedy writer who believes life is tragic and this must be offset by moments of comedy, and a dramatic writer who thinks that only tragedy can make poignant the comedy of life - are a given the shell of a tale and must share their view of the story. Thus, over dinner, four friends recount two very distinct journeys of a mysterious dinner guest, Melinda, and her effect on the dinner guests. All in all, the movie was decent - it wasn't a defining point for cinema or anything, but it certainly plucked a string for me. In the end, you are left with one unavoidable conclusion: comedy, tragedy, meaning... it's all in the eye of the beholder, and where you look for empty and desolate, you will find it. Likewise, where you look for meaning, you will find it. It's important for me, a soon-to-be parent, to see happiness and joy and love and hope and charity and comedy and meaning in life. And I do. While life may seem small on a cosmic scale, it's up to us to...
WTF is Wrong With America?
Adam Scheinberg, April 23, 2007
Fer chrissakes, this is the crap we deal with in America today. This is pathetic: This is a real soldier's view on the war. She condemns all the flag wavers who pretend it's patriotic to send your unarmed, unarmored soldiers into a country that doesn't want them. You know what's truly patriotic? Having the guts to say, "Supporting my troops is getting them out of Iraq and back into the USA as quickly as possible. Supporting my troops is restoring this nation's standing in the eyes of the world. Supporting my troops is beginning to undo all the bad karma George W. Bush - never again refered to as "my" president, has done, so that our troops do not continue to serve as the exploding meat suicide bombers continue to terrorize. That would be supporting the troops. Anything else is anything but. Just a few red states away, a high school news paper editor has been suspended for publishing an article encouraging tolerance. The bible says "Judge not, lest ye be judged. It's a safe bet that an article on the bible would be A-OK, but an article that suggests that you allow your Lord to punish the amoral -...
firsttube.com revision 8
Adam Scheinberg, April 22, 2007
Coming Soon: firsttube.com revision 8
Adam Scheinberg, April 19, 2007
Iacocca: Where Have All the Leaders Gone?
Adam Scheinberg, April 16, 2007
No Regrets
Adam Scheinberg, April 11, 2007
Concert Review: The Decemberists
Adam Scheinberg, April 9, 2007
B.C. Creator Johnny Hart Dies at the Storyboard
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