Adam's Blog

Well, I think I'm about ready to tell people about this thing. It really didn't take very long to build, and so far, I'm digging it. I also added a "Canada" category so I can shoot out random information on Canada. I'm also going to make a concerted effort to say "aboot" more.

Hey, a few weeks ago I convinced some girl I was from Vancouver. I told her Americans couldn't name the Canadian provinces but that I could name all the state capitols. She got upset and said America could bomb Canada, and I told her I was going to get a moose to poop on her lawn. She was pissed, but I laughed like a kindergartner. This is just one more in a long line of tales that somehow have Canada as the butt of my jokes.

God, Canada rules.

Once, when I was like 15, my buddy Benny and I made flyers for a ficticious play called "The Computer" to be put on at a local high school. We snuck out at about 2 AM and put them in people's mailboxes. We thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever heard of. I'm willing to bet, in retrospect, that no one was fooled, but who knew at the time? It was friggin hilarious.

Dammit. You know what qualifies as "too slow" for the internet? Anything than takes longer than absolutely i-friggin-mmediately.

Dude, what's mine say?

Why do some people pronounce the name Cheryl, which I always hear as being pronounced Sherrull, like Shurl? That's f'ed up, no? If my name were Cheryl, I'd say, "Excuse me, my name is Sherrull, not Shurl. Get it right, please."

Can I please just tell you: PEPSI BLUE SUCKS. God, what a horrible drink. It tastes like...nothing. My friend's quote: "It's like cotton candy that melted, evaporated, rained, washed through a taste-removing machine, and then was mopped up and squished out of the towel." I couldn't agree more, buddy.